这是一份神奇的试卷
试试你能答几分？
一、听力测试
（图为电影《末代皇帝》海报）
现在请听一段电影《末代皇帝》中的对话，仔细聆听，从以下四个答案中选择最恰当的一项。
Now listen to Long Conversation from the movie The Last Emperor. Listen carefully and choose the best answer from the four posible choices.
1、皇帝的老师为什么想要辞职？
Why did the emperor's teacher want to resign?
A、因为爱情。Because of love.
B、因为老师的眼镜坏了，却得不到公费去买。The teacher's spectacles are broken, but he can't get new ones.
C、因为皇帝近视了，却不能戴眼镜。Because the emperor is nearsighted, but he can't wear spectacles.
D、因为老师任性。Because he is willful.
2、谁是世界上最独孤的孩子？
Who is the loneliest child on earth?
A、老师 The teacher
B、皇帝 The emperor
C、孩子 kids
D、大空翼 The editor
3、从对话中，我们可以推断出什么？
what can we infer from the conversation？
A、皇上很穷。 The emperorwas very poor.
B、老师很穷。 The teacherwas very poor.
C、大空翼很穷。 The editor was very poor.
D、皇帝可以戴眼镜了。The emperorcan wear glasses.
那个说皇上穷的，站起来
那个说教师穷的，站出去
二、完形填空
（图为电影《唐山大兄》海报）
阅读下面的短文，从短文后各题所给的 A、B、C 和 D 四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项，并在答题卡上将该项涂黑。
Well, ④____ , the best example would be a glass of water. Why? Because ⑤____ is the softest substance（物质） in the world, but yet it can penetrate（穿透） the ⑥____ rock or anything -- granite（花岗岩）, you name it. Water also is insubstantial; by that I mean you cannot grasp hold of it, you cannot punch it and hurt it.
4、___，最好的比喻就是一杯水。Well ____ , the best example would be a glass of water.
A、功夫Kung Fu
B、悟空 Wu kong
C 、豆腐 Tofu
D、张三丰Zhang sanfeng
5、因为____是世界上最柔软的物质。Because ⑤____ is the softest substance in the world.
A、心 heart
B、耳朵 eyes
C、水 water
D、床 bed
6、但是它却可以穿透____的岩石。
it can penetrate（穿透） the ⑥____ rock or anything.
形容石头……
A、冰凉的 cold
B、暧昧的 ambiguous
C、冷漠的 indifference
D、坚硬的 hardest
参考答案
说起功夫，最好的比喻就是一杯水。为什么呢？因为水是世界上最柔软的物质，但是它却可以穿透最坚硬的岩石，或者说花岗岩等石材。水也是没有实体的，这样说是指你无法抓住水，你无法击打它、伤害它。
只想说声“阿哒”
不想起床的，你需要清醒清醒
（图为电视剧《射雕英雄传》海报）
- Whatever Zhang 张无忌
- Make the fox rush 令狐冲
- Look crazy 乔峰
- Hi baby 韦小宝
- Let me go 任我行
- Red seven male 洪七公
- Dr.Huang 黄药师
- Fault Young 杨过
- Health Young 杨康
- Don't worry Lee 李莫愁
- Miss little dragon 小龙女
- 0ld playboy 老顽童
- Destroy Teacher 灭绝师太
四、写作
假如你是马克思，你有一个非常好的笔友，她叫玛丽。最近，她做了一些事情，让你觉得友谊遭到了背叛，但是她不是有心的，一直想弥补错误并渴求你的原谅。
最终你选择原谅她，并将自己搜集的诺布来玩具（Noblet）送给她，并介绍你的近况。你该如何写这封信？
说好的趣味性呢
参考答案（节选）
Dear Mary,
亲爱的玛丽，
Please find enclosed my entire Noblet collection as a sign that I forgive you.
请接受我搜集的全部诺布莱作为我原谅你的信号。
When I received your book, the emotions inside my brain felt like they were in a tumble dryer, smashing into each other. The hurt felt like when I accidentally stapled my lips together.
当我收到你信的时候，我内心的感情就像在甩干桶里一样，都被打碎了。痛苦如同我的嘴被订书器突然订上了。
The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I. All humans are imperfect, even the man outside my apartment who litters.
I would have to accept myself, my warts and all, and that we don't get to choose our warts.
They are a part of us and we have to live with them.
它们也是我们的一部分，然而我们必须适应他们。
We can choose our friends and I am glad I have chosen you.
Hopefully, one day our sidewalks will meet and we can share a can of condensed milk.
我希望的是，有朝一日我们的人行道会相交，我们可以分享同一罐炼乳。
You are my best friend, you are my only friend.
Your American penpal
Max Jerry Horowitz.
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